I didn’t even know what I was expecting but THIS IS GREAT.
Gonna reblog this until I die
It’s 3:30am and I’m cackling alone in my romm guYS HAlp
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if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at
your bodymeif he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at
your facemeif he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at
your soulme
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I hate it when my parents have people over and I want to get to the kitchen
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i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the fallen corpses of a thousand men
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So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
BUT THEN
IM FUCKING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
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